meatronome

n.Mythical device used to produce perfectly rhythmical sexual strokes. Often used sarcastically by dissatisfied women.

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I totally rocked your world that time Baby! Merry Christmas! Did you see God?

God? Seriously? Did you ever think of asking Santa for a meatronome
by public_ice November 05, 2013
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squid jigging

v. originally a maritime term for fishing for squid with a hand line but now universally used as a sexual euphemism.

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Howdy be there Peggy girl. Ise be going to take me and my dory out yonder beyond them rocks and do a little squid jigging just now like, see. Please yourself if you want to come.

I'll be thinking that's what she said.
by Public_ice August 30, 2011
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dicktionary

n. reference book decribing types of male genitals including normal variants, congenital and acquired deformities,hermaphrodites, traumatic amputations etc.
My word Leroy! Let me get my camera out! That there belongs in a dicktionary!

No baby. That there belongs in you!
by Public_ice April 24, 2011
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pissicle

n. Frozen accumulation of yellow ice found upon fire hydrants visited by dogs in the north. By extention any urinaceous mass of ice in an alley or outside a bar.
You can tell the month accurately by the size of the pissicle beside O'Morgan's Bar.

I thought they'd installed a modern sculpture outside city hall but it's just a pissicle.
by Public_ice November 21, 2010
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Twut

n. Slutty girl who hangs out on Twitter.

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Why you always sending provocative messages? You are such a twut.
by Public_ice September 24, 2012
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pippa

v. removing one's clothing in order to frolic playfully, usually in an exotic setting such as a yacht in the Greek isles.
Wouldn't it be frightfully wicked to pippa here in St Tropez and then have some champagne poured on our heads by the servants!

Careful! If the Queen sees you pippa she'll revoke your Duchessness.
by Public_ice May 13, 2011
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postmature erockulation

n. the production of lame music by older people, often B-list movie stars, who are boring us while they "live the dream".
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Dude! I hear your father started a Tim Robbins cover band. I didn't know he suffered from postmature erockulation.
by Public_ice September 15, 2011
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