matherbate

The first thing a math major does when he/she gets out of class.

Student In Math Class:Hey man you wanna kick it after class?

Math Student: Naw Imma go home and matherbate.

by TheCaterpillar April 23, 2008

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Matzerbator

That one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself.

Matzerbator : "I really love erections, who doesn't, right?"

by Slade666 October 1, 2016

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Mathurbation

(n) The act of doing math and loving it.

After engaging in mutual mathurbation, Johnny and Sally walked away laughing with many equations in hand.

by MATHCAMP09 July 31, 2009

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mathturbate

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.

Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.

by aredotwice January 6, 2008

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maskerbater

A mask wearer who derives pleasure from...
1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.

Karen is such a maskerbater. She just peered over and yelled, "Hey! Stop being a murderer. Put your mask on!" - I was pooping in a stall.

by MBWDT July 25, 2020

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Matturbater

A nickname for a chronic masturbator.
It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.

Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.

When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.

Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.

People chillin` , not knowing a matturbater is in the midst of their group: ``I`m going to fuckin pass out.``

Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``

by DeonGGG June 28, 2010

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