masterbate

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022

masterbate

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

by meh July 01, 2003

masterbate

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!

by Surazal February 01, 2004

masterbate

the retarded way of spelling masturbate

Person A: Yo man I just masterbated to a nigga fucking a bear plush. Person B: It's "masturbated" you fucking retard. Also wtf nigga.

by xexashi69 March 28, 2019

masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old. "Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 03, 2009

masterbate

Masterbate. A great way to rock oneself to sleep.

Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood. Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep? Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out. Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.

by blackwaterray April 05, 2011

masterbate

the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"

"Everyone likes a good masterbate."

by Greg Satin January 16, 2003