The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".
Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!
by Surazal February 01, 2004
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"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.
by MasterMastur. September 03, 2009
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Person A: Yo man I just masterbated to a nigga fucking a bear plush.
Person B: It's "masturbated" you fucking retard. Also wtf nigga.
by xexashi69 March 28, 2019
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Masterbate.

A great way to rock oneself to sleep.
Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood.

Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?

Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
by blackwaterray April 04, 2011
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the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"
"Everyone likes a good masterbate."
by Greg Satin January 15, 2003
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guy: when you rub the shaft of your penis untl you orgasm.
(sometimes requires the use of lubricants)
(not reccomended to exceed three times each day)

girls: use of fingers to touch the clitoris
(sometimes requires the use of a vibrator)
andrew uses the fleshlight to masterbate.
by supersimon June 06, 2006
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