matterbate

matt from twith who indeed is an eternal sex god

matt wants matterbate while reading this but he is live streaming

by matterbate February 23, 2014

matterbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with matterbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

by Steven Wylie August 5, 2006

Matterbation

an individual that jerks off in the washroom at work

Matt disappears daily for a good vigorous session of Matterbation

by dumbass1 June 1, 2015