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LYFE is spelled with a "y" because the normal word "life" is so mundane and meaningless. for example, "i hate life." that statement is nowhere near as powerful as "i hate lyfe" because the "y" allows us to question... "WHY?" y does lyfe exist? y do i hate lyfe? y does LYFE suck/pwn so much?

Sometimes you can have a Freudian slip and just randomly let out a loud sigh in the middle of class: "LYFE." that word alone with the presence of the "y" speaks a thousand words.
Alan: when i tried to learn japanese, draw manga, or write a "book," I always get discouraged in the end because it takes a lot of time and dedication without immediate results.. LYFE is full of discouragement, so you just gotta pinpoint the most important things and DO them, or else you end up with countless unfinished projects...

Brian: haha. I suppose we're just succumbing to human propensities then.. Just curious, why did you spell "life" with a "y"?
by aredotwice July 10, 2008

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Vietnamese pop music. Even though it exists, for now it is pretty much nonexistent to the international world. Even most Vietnamese people are not too keen of VPop. Someday, it will hopefully have its heyday and be as successful and recognized as KPop and JPop. Until then, we Vietnamese will have to resort to listening to foreign pop music... because it's way better.
Alan: "Truly, I wish I was just a famous Korean Pop singer (like K. Will) right now instead of a Vietnamese pre-med student studying Psychology at UCR.

"My current life, although full of excitement, stress, and promising goals for the future, is just too conforming and normal. btw, I don't hate on my own race. It's just that VPop sucks, and it wouldn't make sense to be a Vietnamese KPop singer."
by aredotwice June 11, 2009

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Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.
Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
by aredotwice December 16, 2007

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abbreviation for "what the shit is this fuck??"

used when something is so fucked up that you can no longer say "what the fuck is this shit??"
"omfg, barzeen just ate a live rabbit!! wts itf??"
by aredotwice September 23, 2007

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