masterbate

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 12, 2022

Masterbation

Jacking off Whacking off Beating off Smacking the ho Beating the pig Whipping the Wayne Slapping the salami Whacking the wand Punishing the pubs Burning the beet Beating the beef Beating the meat Jerking the jerky Jerkin' the gherkin Working the slave Choking the chicken Or In redneck terms Buttering the corn Revving the engine Or Hunting the deer

I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation

by Big baller 2000 November 13, 2015

masterbate

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

by meh July 01, 2003

masterbation

Karate teacher named Bation

Thank you for calming me down Master Bation

by Speas March 09, 2003

Masterbate

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong." "Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

by Niladen August 02, 2013

masterbation

A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.

"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.

by The Observer May 07, 2003

masterbate

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!

by Surazal February 01, 2004