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A general asshole, usually is part of larger military based organizations at school such as JROTC programs. He will screw you over at any point he would and leave you in the desert alone if he gets the chance and will always throw you under the bus before admitting his mistake.
(At the movies waiting for friend)
me: hey dude whats up
friend: not much

me: wheres john?
friend: oh yeah Adam pulled a maliski on him and he left him at the gas station alone so hes not coming
me: that dickhead
maliski by Crashanthony October 2, 2012
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Cameron Malicki 

Someone who is considered a little girl by many of those who know them, especially if this person has admitted to being a "little girl and needs a pansy break".
Did you see that Cameron Malicki hopping scotch on the playground yesterday with braids and ribbons in their hair?
Cameron Malicki by trace April 24, 2005
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Cameron Malicki 

A self-proclaimed "boy" whos spanish named is Camillo and is translated into english as a girls name which coincidentally is the gender that he/she has already admitted to being.
"Cameron Malicki go do whatever the hell I say"

"Yes suh"
Cameron Malicki by psycho_killah April 25, 2005

Malikiah 

Fine ass nigga, good at sports, he wil take ya girls.
Malikiah is a pimp.
Malikiah by iygfyjk.k April 9, 2021
The definition of sex appeal. Anything that walks with a hole WILL be filled with this man.
Me: You fr*ck that fine female last night?

Maliki: Yes.

Me: Okay, Maliki.
Maliki by DilloTheSexGod September 3, 2021

Malikism 

Making a clean statement dirty by twisting around the meaning to something inapropriate or provocative.
Friend: Hey did you hear Felicia is a vegetarian?

Me: Wow so she is a lesbian now?

Friend: Wow, I'm not liking that

Malikism you used there dude.

Me: Get it? She doesn't like to eat meat.

Friend: Pervert.
Malikism by Just_sayin20 September 6, 2014

Nouri Al-Maliki 

The current prime minister of Iraq; elected in 2006. Constitutional mandate expires in 2010. During his first year and a half in power Maliki was met with criticism from Sunnis (they make up +30% of population of the country) for not letting them having a substantial part in the government and for being to close to Iran (the population majority is Shiite). Sunnis obviously thought of him as having a sectarian bias.
He came to power by (mostly) the support of Al-Sadr, a prominent Shiite cleric who is the head of the militia group; The Mehdi Army (estimated to be +60,000 strong).
With the country coming in a brink of civil war in late 2006 (after the bombing of the shrine of Samara) to early 2007 all seemed hopeless, but nope. When President Bush announced the "surge" in January 2007(?) violence has (currently) reached a 4 year low and political progress has been made that would have never have happened if it weren't for the "surge"(IMO). Politically, the parliament has passed an amnesty law: mainly for Sunni captives, giving pensions to ex government officials from the Saddam era, goal reached for having substantial number of security forces, ect.
Once a "liberal" city during the Saddam era, Basra during the most of the war was met with strong religious Shiite militias because of the incompetence of the Britsh
In March of 2008, Maliki gained support of Sunnis for cracking down on Shiite militia in Basra; mostly the Mehdi Army (I find this impressive because Al-Sadr pretty much gave the job to Maliki back in 2006). The crackdown has also been praised by the Kurds and Shiites not loyal to Sadr. This shows that Maliki does not have sectarian bias or at least a very little one.
After the crackdown in Basra, Maliki had his sites on Sadr City; the main urban sanctuary of the Mehdi Army. The fighting was bloody for about a month and after that a cease fire was made by Sadr (probably not to look like even more of a cunt). Once the cease fire was made IRAQI security forces entered the stronghold to set up military check points. Since the presence of Iraqi troops Sadr City has been relatively calm.
To rid Al Qaeda in Iraq Al Maliki ordered forces to be sent to Mosul (dubbed AQI's last urban strong hold). Thousands of suspected fighters have been captured and according to a general commanding American forces in northern Iraq the province has seen a 80% decline in violence from a year ago (!).
And there you go boys and girls....
Nouri Al-Maliki is probably the coolest name ever in the history of mankind....
Nouri Al-Maliki by Onoma May 29, 2008
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