Maffis

A cool way to describe something big

That’s a maffis dog

by Kevin yes February 6, 2020

maffis

A word to describe how fat someone (usually a woman) is.

Friend: Look at that Karen, she's so big!
Me: Ye ikr, she's maffis

by 8eren78 January 17, 2020

quick maffs

A form of mathematics used by Roadmap Shaq to express how quick he can preform "maffs"

Roadman Shaq: 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3, quick maffs

by That_good_whyte_privilge November 12, 2017

moffism

The practice of fandom trolling and/or telling outright lies in interviews in order to whip fans into a frenzy of excitement and completely off-base speculation, for the lols. Named for British television writer Steven Moffat.

That moffism seriously screwed with my head--he told us she wasn't going to do that!

by D0KTAH May 12, 2011

Moffism

The general mind-fuckery associated with watching almost any episode from season five onwards of the new Doctor Who. Written by Steven Moffat and featuring Matt Smith as the Eleventh Doctor, Karen Gillan as Amy Pond, Arthur Darvill as Rory Williams, and Alex Kingston as Dr. River Song, the episodes often leave subtle hints as to what's going on without giving a straight answer until the very end (and sometimes not even then).

Whovian 1: Hey, did you see the new episode of Doctor Who last night?

Whovian 2: Yeah, that Moffism was intense!

by KitSnicket May 20, 2011

Maflis Mayphlis

Maflis Mayphlis will be the alias of famed metal artist and conqueror Sammy Dalati of Ember Mist. He he will take the name when he begins planning for his presidential run, and doesn't want a past life to slow him down. Upon his election to the presidency of the United States, Mayphlis will promptly declare his government a dictatorship and begin the implementing of his grand schemes. Mayphlis will be resposible for the operations WEED/CONFORMO, IMPLEMENT: DALATIISM, and the space race, among others. An avid militarist, Mayphlis will oversee the construction of many high-tech bases in space and on land, his most notable project being the Stump. The Stump wil be a super-secret military bass in the wastes of Northern Canada, (Mayphlis will annex Canada during his first 100 days), that will protect the Earth from galactic enemies.

Mayphlis will be a firm believer in the power of the gods of Dalatiism, seeing as they have killed and eaten all the other known gods. Asknand, god of minds, Aconan god of creation, and Akrid god of fate command everyone but Maflis, who will be there ally.

"Maflis Mayphlis is one radical mutha fucka, son."

by samalot August 6, 2008

hocklat marfishe

The tasty center of Tony's ass

Pizza? No thanks, I was just munching on some hocklat marfishe earlier.

by Aaron Sonntag January 28, 2004