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A fandom for the 51 year old (as of 2014) BBC broadcasted show Doctor Who.
A few easy ways to tell if someone is a Whovian are: Turn off all the lights while repeating "Hey, who turned out the lights?", moving statues around while they aren't looking or telling them not to blink while staring at a statue, yelling exterminate at them in a freaky as hell robot voice, and watching how they react. If they start screaming they're most likely a Whovian.
Or if they wear any of the following:
-Long multicolor scarves
-Red fezzes
-Stetsons
-Bowties
-Question mark covered sweaters
Seth: So is Joe a Whovian?
Matt: I don't know. HEY JOE! DON'T BLINK!
Joe: *SCREAMING*
Matt: I think he may be a Whovian.
by Screaming Peasant of Death August 22, 2014
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Whovians are avid fans of the British television show, Doctor Who, who have watched both the original show and the now more popular modern show. Similar to Trekkies, they memorize trivia from the show, and would do anything to meet the Doctor. Some extreme fans believing that the Doctor actually exists in an alternate universe or reality.
Poser: So I hear you watch Doctor Who that is my favorite show!
Whovian: Oh yeah? Which is your favorite Doctor? Mine is the 4th!
Poser: Well I’ve only seen the episodes with the 11th Doctor. Who wants to be bothered with all that old crap!
10 minutes later…
Whovian: Yes officer, she just fell out of the window.
Officer: How many times?
Whovian: I lost count.
by Bakeristhebest January 27, 2014
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the whovians are considered to be psychopathic rainbow ponies from the extinct planet of gallifrey. They obsess over the words "Pond" and "Bad Wolf". The whovians are very strong. They can beat the shit out of other fandoms, and still have time for a cup of tea with their other fandoms, the supernaural fandom and the sherlock fandom. These fans are willing to donate their eyebrows for the current doctor, Matt Smith who seems to have no eyebrows. They fear nothing in the Earth except their whovian leader, Steven Moffat, the head writer of Doctor Who. They all seem to plan revenge on Moffat for ruining their lives.

The fandom is currently worldwide, planning on being universal (outerspace). If you cross a whovian, make sure you don't say these phrases:
"David Tennant's hair sucks"
"Rose Tyler deserved to die"
"Fuck Rory! AND FUCK AMY TOO"

Saying those phrases will result in a bloodbath, and it may cause hellucinations after.

The whovians also have a very unique way in the kitchen. For breakfast, they eat fish finger's and custard, for dinner, they eat soufle's, for parties, they only eat banana's.

Oh, and one more thing, beware the silence will f-----
Whovians are the best of the world. If you want to survive an apocalypse or any major disaster, turn to whovians for help.
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A fan of the popular sci-fi show Doctor Who. Whovians are the epitome of awesome, with good grammar and better knowledge. This knowledge stems from their interest in space and time, and the information gained from many viewings of the show.
Without Whovians, your life would be very dull indeed. They secretly run the world's major services, and insert Doctor Who references into every piece of popular culture available.

Also know as members of 'UNIT', 'Torchwood', or 'LINDA', the leaders of this group enjoy praising their heathen god, known only as 'Moffat'. Their signal when praising this god for his genius is to the untrained eye the angry shaking of a fist. Once you are a Whovian, there is no way out. They even have their own genre of music! It's called 'Trock' and is mainly known as the domain of their most successful band, Chameleon Circuit. Never cross a Whovian, they have armies to defend them, and thousands if not millions of deadly aliens who owe them a favour.

We're there, you just have to look for us.
Elton: Hey, who's that?
Kaye: Don't cross them, they're dangerous!
Elton: But... they're just normal Fangirls and Fanboys.
Kaye: No! They're Whovians!
Elton: *runs away very,very fast*
by Professor R. Song, PhD May 30, 2012
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A fandom for the 51 year old (as of 2014) BBC broadcasted show Doctor Who.
A few easy ways to tell if someone is a Whovian are: Turn off all the lights while repeating "Hey, who turned out the lights?", moving statues around while they aren't looking or telling them not to blink while staring at a statue, yelling exterminate at them in a freaky as hell robot voice, and watching how they react. If they start screaming they're most likely a Whovian.
Or if they wear any of the following:
-Long multicolor scarves
-Red fezzes
-Stetsons
-Bowties
-Question mark covered sweaters
Seth: So is Joe a Whovian?
Matt: I don't know. HEY JOE! DON'T BLINK!
Joe: *SCREAMING*
Matt: I think he may be a Whovian.
by Screaming Peasant of Death August 22, 2014
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A Whovian is a person who is obsessed with the British TV show Doctor Who. They are prepared with references to place in any conversation. They love bow ties, fezzes, Stetsons, fish fingers in custard, and boxes that are bigger on the inside. They will run in terror if you move angel statues when they're not looking and if you say "Hey, who turned out the lights?" when it is dark. They are also extremely dangerous and will hurt you severely if you insult the fandom in any way. Their favorite fandoms besides their own are Sherlock and Torchwood, along with The Sarah Jane Adventures.
by Rose+10 June 09, 2015
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