moffism 

The practice of fandom trolling and/or telling outright lies in interviews in order to whip fans into a frenzy of excitement and completely off-base speculation, for the lols. Named for British television writer Steven Moffat.

That moffism seriously screwed with my head--he told us she wasn't going to do that!

moffism by D0KTAH May 12, 2011

Moffism 

The general mind-fuckery associated with watching almost any episode from season five onwards of the new Doctor Who. Written by Steven Moffat and featuring Matt Smith as the Eleventh Doctor, Karen Gillan as Amy Pond, Arthur Darvill as Rory Williams, and Alex Kingston as Dr. River Song, the episodes often leave subtle hints as to what's going on without giving a straight answer until the very end (and sometimes not even then).

Whovian 1: Hey, did you see the new episode of Doctor Who last night?

Whovian 2: Yeah, that Moffism was intense!

Moffism by KitSnicket May 20, 2011

Mofoism 

It's a statement of slight incredulity with mild bewilderment and grounded, if unevenly, by a slightly off-center perspective.

There's a rumor going around that I have super powers. I did not start it. Well that's a Mofoism if I've ever heard one!

Mofoism by End_Of_Insanity April 4, 2011

Muffism 

A religious practice involving the worship of the delicious pastry known as a muffin. Religious icons include: the Muffin God, the Muffin Priestess, and the Muffin Man.

Do you know the muffin man?/ the muffin man/ the muffin man/ do you know the muffin man who lives on drury lane?

Muffism by Muffinist September 11, 2005

moofism 

A religion based around the worship of mini muffins. Originated from Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith!

**place muffin on table and begin to worship by bowing down and spreading the word of the muffin** A moofist temple

moofism by Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith March 9, 2005