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A word to describe how fat someone (usually a woman) is.
Friend: Look at that Karen, she's so big!
Me: Ye ikr, she's maffis
maffis by 8eren78 January 17, 2020
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quick maffs 

A form of mathematics used by Roadmap Shaq to express how quick he can preform "maffs"
Roadman Shaq: 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3, quick maffs
The practice of fandom trolling and/or telling outright lies in interviews in order to whip fans into a frenzy of excitement and completely off-base speculation, for the lols. Named for British television writer Steven Moffat.
That moffism seriously screwed with my head--he told us she wasn't going to do that!
moffism by D0KTAH May 12, 2011
The general mind-fuckery associated with watching almost any episode from season five onwards of the new Doctor Who. Written by Steven Moffat and featuring Matt Smith as the Eleventh Doctor, Karen Gillan as Amy Pond, Arthur Darvill as Rory Williams, and Alex Kingston as Dr. River Song, the episodes often leave subtle hints as to what's going on without giving a straight answer until the very end (and sometimes not even then).
Whovian 1: Hey, did you see the new episode of Doctor Who last night?

Whovian 2: Yeah, that Moffism was intense!
Moffism by KitSnicket May 20, 2011

Maflis Mayphlis 

Maflis Mayphlis will be the alias of famed metal artist and conqueror Sammy Dalati of Ember Mist. He he will take the name when he begins planning for his presidential run, and doesn't want a past life to slow him down. Upon his election to the presidency of the United States, Mayphlis will promptly declare his government a dictatorship and begin the implementing of his grand schemes. Mayphlis will be resposible for the operations WEED/CONFORMO, IMPLEMENT: DALATIISM, and the space race, among others. An avid militarist, Mayphlis will oversee the construction of many high-tech bases in space and on land, his most notable project being the Stump. The Stump wil be a super-secret military bass in the wastes of Northern Canada, (Mayphlis will annex Canada during his first 100 days), that will protect the Earth from galactic enemies.

Mayphlis will be a firm believer in the power of the gods of Dalatiism, seeing as they have killed and eaten all the other known gods. Asknand, god of minds, Aconan god of creation, and Akrid god of fate command everyone but Maflis, who will be there ally.
"Maflis Mayphlis is one radical mutha fucka, son."
Maflis Mayphlis by samalot August 6, 2008

hocklat marfishe 

The tasty center of Tony's ass
Pizza? No thanks, I was just munching on some hocklat marfishe earlier.
hocklat marfishe by Aaron Sonntag January 28, 2004
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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