Maffing 

The act of being in a sexual situation, laughing at something, and then moaning in the middle of the laugh creating a weird and uncomfortable combination of the two.

"Dude how was your night with Jason? *wink wink*"
"It was a awesome but there was like a ten minute break where we couldn't stop laughing because he kept maffing"

Maffing by stacys mom 76 June 26, 2015

maffing 

to maff is to be a turd.
the act of maffing is turding.

hey, why are you such a maff?
i'm maffing right now

maffing by mypseudonymonymonym October 27, 2013

Maffing 

A furry (Mads) yiffing in a hot tub.

Yo that chicken got him straight up Maffing. He got his gooning setup ready and everything.

Maffing by Gurlumbgutsa April 9, 2025

green maffing it 

Doing things the hard way, old school. Using paper instead of electronic media. Naval avaiation term.

I saw Paul doing his bills and he was green maffing it!

green maffing it by VIDS MAF December 31, 2008

free muffing 

When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also called free buffing or going commando.

Half way through dinner, Jennifer told me she was free muffing and I couldn't get my mind back off of tagging her for the rest of the meal.

free muffing by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008

mafting

Hot and clammy

It's mafting in 'ere!

mafting by Sarzy September 17, 2003

mafting

There are three levels of mafting - mafting, which would be warm enough to fry an egg on your leg; bloody mafting, which would be warm enough to roast a turkey on your leg; and fucking mafting, which would be warm enough to smelt gold on your leg.

"Feel my leg! It's bloody mafting!"

mafting by Chris Beesting September 25, 2009