maffing

to maff is to be a turd.
the act of maffing is turding.

hey, why are you such a maff?
i'm maffing right now

by mypseudonymonymonym October 25, 2013

maf maf

The cool new way to say "haha" (used mainly in instant messaging and online chatting)

Bob: Dude that is the funniest thing I've heard!!!
Frankie: maf maf!! I know!!

by lealer April 16, 2009

MAF

MAF is an abreviated version of Mad As Fuck

Woah, that guy is MAF seriously he's mad as fuck!

by Hydatikz-Danny June 18, 2011

Maf

Mother fucker, popularized by J-Roc on Trailer Park Boys.

Yo, Ray went down since his trailer burnt down that maf needs these groceries.

Let's go maf I'll murk yo ass.

by Cameron Froats September 16, 2008

Maf

when one person makes an unintelligent remark

John: “Let’s go blow the white house up”
Max: “That is not maf”

by zumzoda March 08, 2022

maf

Majestic as fuck.

-Not written as an acronym-

Maf is a word for you to use in daily life as a classier way to emphasize how awesome something is. Use it to show how you feel about new songs that came out on soundcloud, someone's picture on instagram, or the latest Arizona Tea flavor.

Keep in mind this equation:
Majestic * Fuck = maf

Just remember to keep it maf.

p.s. Don't shy away from using the adjective hella to enhance the word maf.

"Brochacha, that quiche was hella maf."

by jojoyobrofosho September 28, 2014

MAF

Acronym for Mister Angry Face. Frequents the forums at forums.gaming-age.com and is a ruthless motherfucker.

MAF dissed me so I cried.

by Foody January 13, 2005