maffist

A flying mysterious being that holds a spear which can channel beams of light which inverse reality: they protect the world from the evil Vanoi. Usually reffered to as holy and unholy.

You maffist!

by theycallmeoof December 29, 2020

Maffis

A cool way to describe something big

That’s a maffis dog

by Kevin yes February 6, 2020

maffis

A word to describe how fat someone (usually a woman) is.

Friend: Look at that Karen, she's so big!
Me: Ye ikr, she's maffis

by 8eren78 January 17, 2020

ManFist Destiny

The strongly held belief in the gay community that Justin Bieber's asshole will one day be expanded "from sea to shining sea" in order to accommodate the lubricated fist of an adult male. Advocates of ManFist Destiny believe that expansion is not only inevitable but that it is readily apparent ("ManFist" e.g., from the root word "manifest") and inexorable ("destiny"). Believers contend that Justin Bieber is a natural bottom twink, and that it is "only a matter of time" before he will begin to engage in the most revolting and piggish sexual practices known to man. Some adherents believe that ManFist Destiny includes participation in pissboy marathons, the eating of human feces through a gloryhole, and other extreme fetishes.

"Justin Bieber is the Chosen One. He will one day evolve into the ultimate twink, and his ass will be available and ready to accommodate any willing fist. This is not only his Destiny, it is our Destiny. Go in peace, brethren, and rememember that together we share one ManFist Destiny. So say we all."

- Arch Priest of the Gays Gary Dong, 2010

by GROSSFATGUY420 April 11, 2010

Maffise

A word that Skye Robertson made up for enormous

Omg That dos is maffise

by skye Robertson March 12, 2019

manfist

term used when discussing the foreplay of fingerbanging often followed with the gesture of sticking your fist through your other hand.

guy 1: dude, i totally manfisted that shit last night!!

guy2: sweet!!, bet that had her ready to go

by matt42383 December 16, 2008

MAFFITIS

THE ACT OF BEING IN LUST WITH A SPECIFIC PERSON TO THE POINT YOU CANNOT EAT, SLEEP OR CONCENTRATE. THE FEELINGS YOU HAVE AROUND THIS PERSON IS EUPHORIC. BUTTERFLIES IN THE STOMACH, WANTING TO THROW UP(DUE TO NON EATING) AND ON CLOUD 9.
THERE IS NO CURE FOR THIS DISEASE!

WHEN I GOT HIS TEXT I THEN REALIZED I HAVE MAFFITIS

by Erika Knack August 27, 2010