manfist

term used when discussing the foreplay of fingerbanging often followed with the gesture of sticking your fist through your other hand.

guy 1: dude, i totally manfisted that shit last night!!

guy2: sweet!!, bet that had her ready to go

by matt42383 December 16, 2008

ManFist Destiny

The strongly held belief in the gay community that Justin Bieber's asshole will one day be expanded "from sea to shining sea" in order to accommodate the lubricated fist of an adult male. Advocates of ManFist Destiny believe that expansion is not only inevitable but that it is readily apparent ("ManFist" e.g., from the root word "manifest") and inexorable ("destiny"). Believers contend that Justin Bieber is a natural bottom twink, and that it is "only a matter of time" before he will begin to engage in the most revolting and piggish sexual practices known to man. Some adherents believe that ManFist Destiny includes participation in pissboy marathons, the eating of human feces through a gloryhole, and other extreme fetishes.

"Justin Bieber is the Chosen One. He will one day evolve into the ultimate twink, and his ass will be available and ready to accommodate any willing fist. This is not only his Destiny, it is our Destiny. Go in peace, brethren, and rememember that together we share one ManFist Destiny. So say we all."

- Arch Priest of the Gays Gary Dong, 2010

by GROSSFATGUY420 April 11, 2010

Chinnifer Maniston

What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain

Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!

by fags-in-the-shower May 18, 2006

Maniston

A term used in the celebrity gossip community to denote Jennifer Aniston and her manish appearance. Used in a derogatory manner by those who dislike her.

Brad definitely made the right decision when he dumped that square-jawed Maniston.

by cupcake princess May 3, 2006

manxisting

when your a man and you exist as a form of harassment.

When Sargon was sitting quietly in his seat Anita felt harassed by his manxisting.

by Church of Kek June 29, 2017

Best Manister

When the Best Man of a wedding is also the officiant

Jay surprised everyone at the wedding by making his brother the best manister.

by Kizzler May 6, 2013

Manjistha

Manjistha is a girl. She is the sweetest, kindest and most loving person on earth. She’s funny and just all around amazing. She’s gorgeous and everyone loves Manjistha.

- that girl is amazing
- she must be a Manjistha

by UnknownRandi April 17, 2021