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A female with a great love of muffins. This makes the female in question, damn awesome.

You can identify Maffina's by their awesomeness and the sheer level of excitement they show when Muffins are mentioned.
Tony: Dude how much of a Maffina is Giggles?
Rory: I know she goes crazy whenever muffins are mentioned.

Giggles: I HEARD MUFFIN, WHO HAS THE MUFFIN!
Maffina by =|1Day|Farseer March 17, 2010
Words you can keep
Someone named Maffina is a a person who doubles is an absolute dickhead but will back you up when you need to. You should always be nice to a maffina because the favour will return eventually or it might not
X: Hey you see that guy he’s friends with maffina

Y : hes so lucky

X : yeah I have to run tho his goons might make me woof
Maffina by maffthekingofeterbeek November 20, 2021
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muffinator 

someone who is programmed to anihilate the female genitalia, by using any force necessary
watch out ladies! here's the muffinator!
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Zeev ate a muffin and tried to spell it.... thus the maffine was created!
ThruBluEyes: maffine
ThruBluEyes: hahahhahah

Notice how maffine everything funny, its a good thing :)
maffine by Its12amOnaSundayNight October 3, 2004
noun.

a term with 3 definitions.

1. Josie's Dad
2. A really really cool muffin
3. A sea creature
- You know who's short? Josie
- Nah man, Maffins is way shorter
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- I ate a maffin!
- Nooo way, those are so cool
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- *splash*
- what the hell was that?
- I think it was a maffin
- holy crap, call the popo
Maffins by josie chau May 2, 2010

Muffination 

A Muffin that can overtake a nation
Matthew: I Like Muffins

Remiz: GET READY TO GET MUFFINATION, Woops
a bunch of illiterate douchebags who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
H6 Maffia got beaten up by the daughters of the H6 Mafia because they couldn't spell.
H6 Maffia by H6 Mafia September 24, 2003
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