machew
machew by dykeassbitch February 18, 2003
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machew
an expression when you realize you are a pissed off, washed up hockey player yelling at high school hockey players who are cancers.
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machew by dykeassbitch February 18, 2003
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Machew
Machew by Legion the wrestler to become August 18, 2021
Young Machew
Young Machew by Ouagadougou May 1, 2019
Machete momma
A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.
Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
machetiquette
machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021
Macheteraped
When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.
That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.
His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!
Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018
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