salamander

damn tom so skinny i bet hes a salamander
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A long, thin propane or kerosene-fired heater used by contractors to cure plaster, spackling, or paint in the wintertime. The device is often left turned on overnight producing the illusion that there are flames in the building because of its glow. This results in a number of mistaken 9-1-1 calls for the fire department. Also known as a "torpedo heater" because it somewhat resembles a torpedo.
The caller said she saw flames in the building, but the fire department only found a salamander the contractors left on overnight.
by Hot East September 13, 2011
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To get so high that you feel like a salamander. When you close your eyes, all you can see is a clear image of a salamander. When you open your eyes, you realize that you are a salamander.
Dude I'm so salamander right now.
by asap ramsay November 07, 2013
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salamander

1. elemental spirit of fire.
2. brightly coloured tetrapod reptile.
Hey look, a salamander, wow!
by Jay December 02, 2004
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salamander

the greasy turd that shoots out after a large meal with green chili, sloppy joes or beer
Wow.. all that beer and burritos last night made me dump a salamander in stall 1!!
by mimesscareme November 20, 2008
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salamanders are large fat and incredibly dirty predetors that like to feed on beautiful ladies. be careful to feed a salamander because one little bite and he will look pregnant. in their free time, salamanders often ride on bikes which they find incredibly attractive. no one will ever mate with such a gruesome beast. except perhaps chickens....
that fat ugly salamander says i cant talk to anyone else because i am his prize; he should go extinct.
by catniplover123 June 28, 2011
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salamander

An australian fighter pilot

Also known affectionately as Solomodo to the mighty Griskard.
Griskard: Solomodo, Hand me my pants!
Salamander: Who?
Griskard: You, you retard...
by Griskard January 11, 2008
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