machew

skoal smokeless tabacco none of that bitch ass copenhagen

Cigarettes are for pussy's where's machew?

by dykeassbitch February 18, 2003

machew

an expression when you realize you are a pissed off, washed up hockey player yelling at high school hockey players who are cancers.

Where's machew?

by dykeassbitch February 18, 2003

Machew

When your name is Matthew and your friends say ma chew

Hello my name is Mathew oh hi machew

by Legion the wrestler to become August 18, 2021

Young Machew

Matt's alter ego. Eats sharks. Wants to be a salamander demoy. Lives far away from the homeland

Young Machew handed in his paper late.

by Ouagadougou May 1, 2019

Machete momma

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.

Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.

by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.

Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!

by Travesty October 8, 2021

Macheteraped

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.

That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!

by Fukaface! May 31, 2018