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MacHenry 

MacHenry is a guy that is typically just below average but is super hot. He has a huge … but people would say otherwise. He is funny, goofy, and talks a lot. He may not seem like it but he is very capable of hurting you and taking your lover. It is common to refer to him as “BigMac”. Don’t get on his bad side because it is said that he eats anyone who does. MacHenry is extremely athletic but doesn’t play many sports. He also does not have very great dancing skills. But he is a great choice for a friend, and is easy to talk to. MacHenry is the definition of a great boyfriend as well, so hit him up. MacHenry is extremely intelligent and has lots of money in his future
“MacHenry is so fine
“MacHenry is short
You look like MacHenry”
MacHenry by B97M13 November 24, 2021

MacHenry 

MacHenry is a guy that is typically just below average but is super hot. He has a huge … but people would say otherwise. He is funny, goofy, and talks a lot. He may not seem like it but he is very capable of hurting you and taking your lover. It is common to refer to him as “BigMac”. Don’t get on his bad side because it is said that he eats anyone who does. MacHenry is extremely athletic but doesn’t play many sports. He also does not have very great dancing skills. But he is a great choice for a friend, and is easy to talk to. MacHenry is the definition of a great boyfriend as well, so hit him up. MacHenry is extremely intelligent and has lots of money in his future
“MacHenry is so fine
“MacHenry is short
You look like MacHenry”
MacHenry by B97M13 November 24, 2021
McHenry is a little town in the McHenry county were hopes and dreams go to die
Zack-Poor Kevin, he wanted to be an actor but he just never left McHenry

Ted- yeah i hear that's a death trap for ambitions
McHenry by QuickSticks45 February 28, 2011

McHenry, IL 

just like riverdale except more fucked up
McHenry, IL by Yoyoyoimmaho September 23, 2018

McHenry, IL 

I hate living in McHenry, IL and not having sports in highschool.
McHenry, IL by claraaaa! December 7, 2010

McHenry, IL 

A Northwest Suburb of Chicago, IL. Because of so many old people inhabiting this area, funding for the schools are consistently having their funding cut. Old people here hate any sort of education for young people because god forbid they have to pay an extra dollar in taxes. The old people here also hate teachers because they "make too much".
Newspaper: McHenry, IL Schools may have sports programs cut if ballot initiative does not go through.

Old Person: Kids don't need sports, they should be going to church, not playing sports. Also, the teachers make 50K a year, they should be doing it for free!!
McHenry, IL by XxPANTHERxX November 13, 2011