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Mache by Gramada October 8, 2018
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machete • machead • mache • MacHenry • macher • machew • mache out • Macheda • macheee • machel
Spanish Nickname attributed to “María José”. “Ma” is for María and “che” is for José. It can also work the other way around: “José María” is “Chema”.

This is a very unique name, given to a very unique person. Anyone would be lucky to be around her. She always smiles and she is not a pushover.

She would teach you how to love and be loved. Every time you look at her you will skip a breath because she is beautiful.

Do not confuse with “Mâche” which is a type of salad.
Tomas: Hey! What is the name of that beautiful girl over there?

Friend: You mean the one with curly hair, freckles and glasses?
Tomas: Yes!

Friend: Her name is Mache.
Mache by Honeysweetybby November 22, 2021

mache out 

1. The above definition is completley wrong and was written by someone who doesn't even know the true meaning of the phrase "Mache Out.

2. The actual meaning is too shocking, too scandalous, too immoral and too graphic for urbandictionary.com
Danny, Tom and Charlie all mache out wit eachother and Mish on a daily basis
mache out by The Dirk Diggler August 22, 2006

mache out 

1.it means nothing joe just accidentally said it one day instead of make out.
2.To get a hand job, give a hand job, and make out at the same time.
max:hey ben lets mache out
ben:ok
mache out by mik honcho himself August 12, 2006

Penile Mache 

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.
Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.
Penile Mache by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

paper mache 

When masturbating into a Kleenex and the left over papers get stuck on your dick, looking like paper mache.
You: I forgot to remove the pieces of Kleenex from my dick..

Girl: Is that paper mache?
paper mache by JustRob September 13, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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