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mache

1) A jerck face.
2) A towel.
Mache ur suck a towel!
by mache February 14, 2005
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Macheno bara kur
by Gramada October 8, 2018
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Mache

Spanish Nickname attributed to “María José”. “Ma” is for María and “che” is for José. It can also work the other way around: “José María” is “Chema”.

This is a very unique name, given to a very unique person. Anyone would be lucky to be around her. She always smiles and she is not a pushover.

She would teach you how to love and be loved. Every time you look at her you will skip a breath because she is beautiful.

Do not confuse with “Mâche” which is a type of salad.
Tomas: Hey! What is the name of that beautiful girl over there?

Friend: You mean the one with curly hair, freckles and glasses?
Tomas: Yes!

Friend: Her name is Mache.
by Honeysweetybby November 22, 2021
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mache out

1. The above definition is completley wrong and was written by someone who doesn't even know the true meaning of the phrase "Mache Out.

2. The actual meaning is too shocking, too scandalous, too immoral and too graphic for urbandictionary.com
Danny, Tom and Charlie all mache out wit eachother and Mish on a daily basis
by The Dirk Diggler August 22, 2006
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mache out

1.it means nothing joe just accidentally said it one day instead of make out.
2.To get a hand job, give a hand job, and make out at the same time.
max:hey ben lets mache out
ben:ok
by mik honcho himself August 12, 2006
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Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.
Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.
by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018
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paper mache

When masturbating into a Kleenex and the left over papers get stuck on your dick, looking like paper mache.
You: I forgot to remove the pieces of Kleenex from my dick..

Girl: Is that paper mache?
by JustRob September 13, 2009
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