lostea

A Brawlhalla player, who will never hit plat ever in his entire career.

Like holy shit, lostea sucks so fucking much.

Why are we even friends with this guy

by kayteeen January 15, 2022

lostralia

A place where things that are lost are located.

FUCK! My measuring cup, panties, & nasal spray must be in Lostralia! I've looked in the 5 Special places I keep Important stuff & none of it's there!

by Starchylde January 25, 2015

listeater

A person of ill-integrity that "cuts" in an established line (i.e. for ticket sales) by eating the waiting list.

That listeater is now first in line.

by Robert Jones December 10, 2004

lomstead

An attractive pair of people that win at everything

You know that song "All I do is Win"? That was written about lomstead

by Taintly January 13, 2011

Lostgasm

An orgasm caused by watching the show LOST.

God last weeks episode of LOST game me such a lostgasm that I woke up my neighbors.

lost orgasm abc dharma tv

by JMILLZ22 February 3, 2010

LOSTalgia

The feeling of emptiness that follows the finale of the ABC series "LOST". Symptoms include using characters as your Facebook avatar for no reason, playing 4-8-15-16-23-42 on your weekly lottery tickets, eating imaginary peanut butter out of empty jars, employing phrases like "This is my destiny!" and "See ya in another life, brotha" in daily conversation - often with bad Scottish accents and out of context - and creating Urban Dictionary definitions for "LOSTalgia" as a means of coping with the loss.

Friend#1: "What's that you're listening to?"

Friend #2: "Geronimo Jackson."

Friend #1: "Feeling the LOSTalgia again, huh?"

Friend #2: (nods....cries a little) "

Friend# 1: ".....You really need to get a girlfriend."

Friend #2 (suddenly angry): "Do you know badly I want to kill you?"

Friend #1: "Uh...yeah....I'm gonna go now. Don't stay up too late."

Friend#2: "Don't tell me what I can't do!"

Friend #1: (walks away without another word)

Friend #2: (calls after him) We have to go back!

by big_baggins June 3, 2010

Lostaholic

A person who lives and thrives off of the popular tv show "Lost". Lostaholics feed off of plot twists, unsolved mysteries, and time travel. Many Lostaholics attend LA (Lostaholic Anonymous) meetings, where they discuss previous happenings on their favorite tv show, and also make predictions of what is to come. Lostaholics are often found trading seasons of "Lost," re-watching old episodes, and researching hidden islands in the Atlantic.

John: Hey dude, wanna come play pool around seven?

Sean: Fuck no! It's a Tuesday and I have to find out what happens on Lost!

John: You are such a damn Lostaholic.

by skifreemt February 25, 2010