If you believe that something is written in the stars, you believe that it will be made to happen by a force that controls the future.
However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.
Susie made it so that her and Stuart's love would be written in the stars forever. Stuart had it written in the chips. Only then did Karen, James and their slow cooking companions know that Stuart did in fact love Susie. She was his liginto.
The phrase “written by a woman” is mostly applied to men, who are literally God’s sent. They are respectful, handsome and wonderful in any way. (not homophobic, racist, etc.) These type of men are the most beautiful beings to exist.
“Oh, that’s Namjoon! Gosh, he’s so awesome, he must’ve been written by a woman!”
“Hey Eric, you’re totally written by a woman! You’re so nice!”
The phrase ‘written by a man’ is typically used to describe a female who fits the stereotypical beauty standards that appeal to men. e.g innocence, natural beauty etc. This is usually used in a negative sense.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.