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Anonymous is the ultimate internet tough guy. An OL psycho bully, butthurt about being everybody's bitch and being pwnd IRL all the time, set himself to win the only way he kind of knew how, which is also ironical since it was his's smart odds that usually got him raep to begin with. Being the IRL pussy that he is, decided to hide his actions' persona behind true anonymity; in an undifferentiated gang of other sorry ass losers. Those actions more often that not, resulted in major lols, as expected of such fail IRL lolcows. Finally getting tired of being the laughing stock of the universe in all imaginable possible ways, they decided to better justified it and say that it was on purpose and hence forged a new inducive adage, that they 'did it for the lulz', or if with a sugarcoated moralfag anarchy twist, 'for great justice'. Which is either way pointess and contradictory self-pwning anyhow. They're also closet attention whores that get their kicks of unwarranted self-importance by vandalizing real attention whores' shit and people who disagree with them; since most people are not major geeks, just could not emotionally get it, and are hence labeled anti-lulz; the real attention whores were of course asking for it and deserve to get rape accordingly. Almost needless to say, intellectually that senseless shit of a ideological manifesto is just like them, laughable. What a great achievement to moronically troll a 16 year old girl facemyliveshit account, must've been a real tough cookie to crack; you are so hXc. Nigga please, it that's the best You can do, then pleeeaaase DO NOT WANT U to lolfight any more 'baetlz k'. It's not even funnay anymore, not that it ever was. Anon's nowadays synonymous with a lame OL prankster. It is common knowledge that there's no oldanon, it just remains constant the same plain old shitty level of anon crap; the real oldanon left the scene when they weren't any more real challenges or grew up. It is useless to increase the quantity of them by dynamically recruiting fucktards, since they are all unreliable retarded rap-loving 13 year old boys newfag emo furry shit. Since anon is supposed to be behaving the way that everybody really wants; well, then become an heroes; that's what we all really want (or at least is what I want). What a bunch of wimpy shitheads. Laugh at anons every chance you get; laugh at the size of their e-penis; laugh at their lolfighting for shit no-one cares about; laugh at their inability to command respect OL. Since anon nevar4gets; yeah right; to get a life perhaps, since every waking moment is a tormented hellish sempiternal remainder of his IRL fail. But wait, wouldn't that also make You kind of an anon; what a mindfuck! Anons sure is serious business... Fo sho rly!
Anonymous would like everybody to get a twisted sense of humor; troll the interwebz, protest scientology, watch Faux News, blow up vans, become an heros; buy a dog, curtains, goggles, mudkips, Guy Fawkes masks, etc; just for graet justice!

Dubious Disclaimer: This definition was written for the lulz!
by mayor_lulzer May 11, 2008
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Self proclaimed "Hackers on Steroids". Bunch of 14 year olds who probably never have been socially accepted at school. Usually making agressive comments towards African-Americans. Not exactly a powerful force due to the fact if a situation occurs in which their community (4chan) shuts down , they will whine like sissy bitches. Secondly , no one IRL knows about them , let alone cares lol. But hey , it's for the lulz right?
John: Dude , Anonymous is getting stronger.
Sam: You mean that group of faggots protesting outside of the Scientology thing?
John: Yea! Theyre gonna rule the world one day!
Sam: Oh please , not even Apple is scared of them.
by BobisBomb August 15, 2008
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Bunch of mc donalds employees who have seen v for vendetta one too many times. Some of them do it for the lulz which is acceptable, but some of them actually think they're some sort of revolutionary movement - lame.
Anonymous is made up of white arts degree students, who are never going to face any real challenge or hardship in their tame lives, so they compensate by trying to be part of anonymous.
by gsdgsd May 09, 2008
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A bunch of idiot trolls who hack websites and then they try to look cool with long monlogues like "we are anonymous, we do not forgive, we are the soul of the internet" and other shit like that.
anonymous=trolls
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Formerly known as the "final boss of the Internet", Anon has become simply a bunch of weeaboo faggots who wish to be a part of something.
Current Anonymous: ZOMG I WANNA DESTOYE THE CHURCH OF $CIENTOLIGY LOLWTFBBQ
by Former Anon April 22, 2009
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United as one, divided by zero. We are Anonymous, We are legion, We do not forgive. We used to be actually cool, and worth the laugh and the reminder not to take things too seriously. But in our haste to remind others of their canny ability to ignore reality, we've expended all this energy, more energy than they do avoiding reality. So now we're kindof a sad mess of dumbasses still clinging to an outdated manifesto that may as well be the instructions on someone's VCR manual. We're sad. Sad sad people. We eat Doritos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. We write minimal annoying scripts that do fuckall except annoy people for 12 seconds. We're quick to brag about our endeavors because what press we've recieved has given us a false sense of validity. But don't fool yourselves. We're a bunch of sad, undersexed, testosterone-filled highschool dropouts who work fast food, live off our parents and smoke too much weed. Move along now. We've hit the snooze button on our 15 minutes of fame. Our voices are silent.
Anonymous: "MAN THE HARPOONS! LULULULUL"
Normal Person: "Retard"
by Anonymous1234155322 August 26, 2008
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Anonymous talks to hear itself talk. Only anonymous finds anonymous funny.

Anonymous mocks blacks, as its own tiny penis makes it feel inadequate.
Anonymous gay bashes, for inside it craves the butt-loving.
Anonymous hates furries, because calling attention to them draws attention away from its own twisted perversions.
Anonymous is a pedophile.
Anonymous has Oedipal desires, but can only dream and fap to them.
Anonymous actually faps to everything it mocks.
Anonymous primarily consists of 14 year old boys, or at least all anonymous is at heart.

If you confront an Anonymous with its true name, it will explode.
Anonymous knows no fear... because it's easy to be brave when your target can't fight back. Like beating up a kid in a wheelchair.

Anonymous will downvote this definition so it can feel better about itself, because that will somehow give it "lulz", which it exists entirely upon.
If an anonymous posts on 4chan and no one's around to read it, will it make a lol? Yes. Because anonymous will read its own joke to itself over and over as it faps to furry porn, amused by its own "intellect".

Anonymous gets laid more than any other person. Too bad it's only from cybering 36 year old men pretending to be 7 year old girls as they sit in their mother's basement, surrounded by Star Wars glasses.
by Retired/b/tard April 15, 2007
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