lobbo

Derogatory term for lobster. A creature known to be the living embodiment of fecal matter and a known enemy to all shrimpé-kind. Lobsters are known tricksters and will decieve you if not handled properly. If encountered, boil at all costs.

Those filthy fucking lobbo better lay they filthy claws off me shrimpé. hhhhh

by Shrimp December 4, 2016

lobbo

Homeless lobster

That lobbo just stole my money!

by Tjumas November 13, 2016

Among Us Lobby Players

Fucking idiots

"These people are Among Us Lobby Players."

by IHateAmongUsLobbyPlayers September 22, 2020

Lobbying

The legal form of bribing the government

Comcast is lobbying congress to maintain their monopolistic stranglehold on the market without restriction. How is this allowed?

by Civita March 6, 2015

sal lobiondo III

A joke

Don't be such a Sal Lobiondo III.

by dfkjhgkjfdhkdjkdf January 24, 2015

Lobob

Eshay cat

Look it’s a lil eshay eshay cat it’s called fucken lobob.

by Lobob May 23, 2020

Lobrog

A useless creature that is formed when a balrog mates with a lobster, resulting in a lobster beast with flaming feeler (palp) which effectively cooks their own body. This is ironic because they can only utilize these flaming feelers when out of the water (their natural habitat) at risk of cooking themselves, additionally that means they are not effective in battle in their natural habitat as they cannot utilize their flaming feelers. Thus a lobrog can be defined as someone who is very useless.

Tim: Have you met that new kid Fay?

Ben: No but I hear he is a total Lobrog.

Harry: Yeah he is the most useless kid I know.

by Oven123 August 27, 2010