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To keep your composure even in the most adverse and drunken circumstance.
Dude I need to maintain or I won't make it to the next bar.
by dannyfoskey February 07, 2003
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The art of keeping things legit. This is "cool" at a way higher excelsior level, beyond human comprehension. Many know of it's premise but only few are capable of keeping a constant mindset of "Maintain." Derived from The Puddin' Thou Art Maintains, maintain has attained thousands of constituents across the globe.
It's not me crying, it's them. I maintain.
by Puddin' Maintains December 06, 2010
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To trim and/or shave one's pubic hair.
Jane had a date with Timmy on Friday night; on Thursday, she took a long, hot shower and maintained what had become her forested guntal area.
by Ronald V. Mexico July 24, 2008
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To make a token phonecall or some other token effort to show your lady that you are always thinking of her whilst embarking on a 24 hour session.
Fancy another beer mate?
Err yeah but give me a minute. I need to maintain while I'm still capable
by deathbygirth April 07, 2004
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