by Andy May 06, 2004
A part of the U.S. legislative branch that has a total of 435 morons that never miss a chance to fuck something up. These group of idiots are overpaid and underworked. The sad part is that these people have about a 98% reelection rate. It takes marches, riots, and or mass death to get them to fix anything. The only thing that matters to them are votes and money; they never listen to their constituants. This isn't about Democrats or Republicans, these people are truly incompetent. These people will probably be the demise of the United States because of their inability to do anything.
by rawr101 May 26, 2006
1. The American form of parliament, consisting of two houses: The Senate and The House of Representatives. The Senate has two representatives from each state, and the House of Representatives has representation by population. Make laws and are a branch of the American system of checks and balances along with the Judicial System and the President, so no one has absolute power.
2. A bunch of idiot old white men who like to argue and scream at each other. Incapable of working together to come to any useful decisions, like to flip-flop and second guess each other. All they really care about it the money, which is all the American government cares about, seeing as we are capitalists.
2. A bunch of idiot old white men who like to argue and scream at each other. Incapable of working together to come to any useful decisions, like to flip-flop and second guess each other. All they really care about it the money, which is all the American government cares about, seeing as we are capitalists.
1. Congress is very useful in keeping the awesome American government running smoothly.
2. All the n00bs in Congress are completely useless twats who should be thrown in that big old river next to Washington, D.C.
2. All the n00bs in Congress are completely useless twats who should be thrown in that big old river next to Washington, D.C.
by ibloomblaum90 November 27, 2005
"A Republican stands up and yells,
'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA'
a Democrat then stands up and says,
'AND I CANT MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER!!!' "
- Lewis Black
'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA'
a Democrat then stands up and says,
'AND I CANT MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER!!!' "
- Lewis Black
session in congress
Republican: "I vote we take our dicks out of these pencil sharpeners and do something."
Democrat: "COMMUNIST!"
Republican: "I vote we take our dicks out of these pencil sharpeners and do something."
Democrat: "COMMUNIST!"
by william l. August 30, 2006
really dont have any power. just created to create the illusion that ppl have a say in the government.
by Dong Woo November 13, 2004
Thanks to our politicians, we have had mostly congress on ending global warming; there has been little progress.
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