Lobrog 

A useless creature that is formed when a balrog mates with a lobster, resulting in a lobster beast with flaming feeler (palp) which effectively cooks their own body. This is ironic because they can only utilize these flaming feelers when out of the water (their natural habitat) at risk of cooking themselves, additionally that means they are not effective in battle in their natural habitat as they cannot utilize their flaming feelers. Thus a lobrog can be defined as someone who is very useless.

Tim: Have you met that new kid Fay?

Ben: No but I hear he is a total Lobrog.

Harry: Yeah he is the most useless kid I know.

Lobrog by Oven123 August 27, 2010

Lobragazer 

Glancing over at the guys dick peeing at the urinal next to you

I walked into a mens room and saw this real lobragazer standing at the urinals peeking at the guy next to him.

Lobragazer by Fixshorts September 10, 2009

Lobrotomy 

Ex. 1. A lobrotomy is simply a lobotomy carried out your friend, your boy, or as some would say, your bro.

Ex. 2. "Aye yo bro""Whats up bro""Did you you here what Stacy did to Tommy""Nah what happened"""They've been dating eachother for 2 years and he just found out she's been cheating on him with Kevin from the third floor""Kev from the third floor? The one on the basketball team""Nah he's not on that team but I think he does soccer or somethin""Kev Bajak the goalie""Nah not that one. He's like skinny and has that blond fro. I think he might have been in our freshmen year bio class""OH you're talking about THAT Kev. We used to go high school together. We were hella tight""Thats fresh man""I remember this one time he pants this kid in front of the whole school during a fire drill and left him with his tube steak dangling in the wind""Ahaha man thats fucked""Yeah that kid ended up developing some serious mental health problems, I don't think he was ever the same after that. I think the year after his parents couldn't afford to house and feed him so they left him in state custody. Last I heard he was in the Mental hospital on St. Laney street""St. Laney street?! No way bro""Yeah bro""Thats crazy dude I used to move weight on that street""No kidding bro small world""For real. So anyways Tommy has been down in the dumps lately so I convinced him to let me give him a lobrotomy"

I had a headache after a wicked night out on the town so I asked Steve to give me a lobrotomy

Lobrotomy by Iactation March 19, 2018

lorogan 

Lorogan is the kind of guy to work at a fish and chip store.

Damn Lorogan you make the best fish and chips. No one can compare to you

lorogan by P>P April 28, 2022

lobogoggles 

Beyond beer goggles. To describe a person that you wouldn't have sex with even after a frontal lobotomy.

Negre Del Sol: How about mackin on that drooler?

HPIC: Dude, not enough liquor in the world to get my lobogoggles on for that!

lobogoggles by Mr. BunBun March 14, 2010

Loboga 

Shit Matze says, that make absolutely no sense

Chris: Says something about a Ginger
Matze: Loboga

Loboga by Qwuiiz December 9, 2019