A useless creature that is formed when a balrog mates with a lobster, resulting in a lobster beast with flaming feeler (palp) which effectively cooks their own body. This is ironic because they can only utilize these flaming feelers when out of the water (their natural habitat) at risk of cooking themselves, additionally that means they are not effective in battle in their natural habitat as they cannot utilize their flaming feelers. Thus a lobrog can be defined as someone who is very useless.
Tim: Have you met that new kid Fay?
Ben: No but I hear he is a total Lobrog.
Harry: Yeah he is the most useless kid I know.
Ben: No but I hear he is a total Lobrog.
Harry: Yeah he is the most useless kid I know.
by Oven123 August 27, 2010
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Ex. 1. A lobrotomy is simply a lobotomy carried out your friend, your boy, or as some would say, your bro.
Ex. 2. "Aye yo bro""Whats up bro""Did you you here what Stacy did to Tommy""Nah what happened"""They've been dating eachother for 2 years and he just found out she's been cheating on him with Kevin from the third floor""Kev from the third floor? The one on the basketball team""Nah he's not on that team but I think he does soccer or somethin""Kev Bajak the goalie""Nah not that one. He's like skinny and has that blond fro. I think he might have been in our freshmen year bio class""OH you're talking about THAT Kev. We used to go high school together. We were hella tight""Thats fresh man""I remember this one time he pants this kid in front of the whole school during a fire drill and left him with his tube steak dangling in the wind""Ahaha man thats fucked""Yeah that kid ended up developing some serious mental health problems, I don't think he was ever the same after that. I think the year after his parents couldn't afford to house and feed him so they left him in state custody. Last I heard he was in the Mental hospital on St. Laney street""St. Laney street?! No way bro""Yeah bro""Thats crazy dude I used to move weight on that street""No kidding bro small world""For real. So anyways Tommy has been down in the dumps lately so I convinced him to let me give him a lobrotomy"
Ex. 2. "Aye yo bro""Whats up bro""Did you you here what Stacy did to Tommy""Nah what happened"""They've been dating eachother for 2 years and he just found out she's been cheating on him with Kevin from the third floor""Kev from the third floor? The one on the basketball team""Nah he's not on that team but I think he does soccer or somethin""Kev Bajak the goalie""Nah not that one. He's like skinny and has that blond fro. I think he might have been in our freshmen year bio class""OH you're talking about THAT Kev. We used to go high school together. We were hella tight""Thats fresh man""I remember this one time he pants this kid in front of the whole school during a fire drill and left him with his tube steak dangling in the wind""Ahaha man thats fucked""Yeah that kid ended up developing some serious mental health problems, I don't think he was ever the same after that. I think the year after his parents couldn't afford to house and feed him so they left him in state custody. Last I heard he was in the Mental hospital on St. Laney street""St. Laney street?! No way bro""Yeah bro""Thats crazy dude I used to move weight on that street""No kidding bro small world""For real. So anyways Tommy has been down in the dumps lately so I convinced him to let me give him a lobrotomy"
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Negre Del Sol: How about mackin on that drooler?
HPIC: Dude, not enough liquor in the world to get my lobogoggles on for that!
HPIC: Dude, not enough liquor in the world to get my lobogoggles on for that!
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