lobcock

a large, sluggish limp penis

I was angry at him, so I referred to him having a lobcock

by samalama_dingdong4 February 12, 2007

lobcock

When a female is "going downtown" on a male, you distract her. As she looks away, you slap her in the face with your manhood, while shouting "Lobcock!"

My boyfriend totally gave me a lobcock last night !

by Lobcock Fan June 3, 2009

Lobcock

An erect clitoris measuring larger than a half inch

Me: Dude, I got with Sarah last night!
Friend: Uh...doesn't she have a bulge though? The fuck is that?
Me: No, it's just her lobcock! It's like 2 inches!!
Friend: huh, isn't that the size of your d--

by Buffalogeorge January 2, 2022

Lobcock

The act of giving dome in a hotel lobby.

Matt is a lobcocker.
Give me lobcock bitch.

by Carobad April 9, 2010

lobcock

A large flaccid useless appendage with a comb over, a universal descriptive for soft cock career politicians with small hands

Despite the number of of lobcocks in Lubbock, the Lubbock High School has been recognized as one of first schools in the United States to recover from the Texan lobcockerry epidemic .

by fake.person September 14, 2021

lobcock

A large flaccid useless appendage with a comb over, a universal descriptive for soft cock career politicians with small hands

Despite the number of of lobcocks in Lubbock, the Lubbock High School has been recognized as one of first schools in the United States to ban lobcockerry .

by fake.person September 14, 2021