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lobbed by hahalobbedbro May 21, 2018
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lobbed balls
A condition (one can have "lobbed balls" in the same way one can have a bad cold) in which the person has not had sex in a long time, but desires it.
Similar to "Blue balls", but usually more severe. Cannot be relieved by masturbation, only with actual sex.
Similar to "Blue balls", but usually more severe. Cannot be relieved by masturbation, only with actual sex.
Jim: What's wrong with Dean? He's being a total douche canoe!
Grant: Oh, don't mind him. His girlfriend's been out of town for the last few weeks, and he has a raging case of lobbed balls.
Jim: Oh, that sucks for him.
Randall: I can't believe my girlfriend broke up with me last month! Everything sucks! I just want her back!
Leo: Now, wait. Is that you talking, or the lobbed balls?
Grant: Oh, don't mind him. His girlfriend's been out of town for the last few weeks, and he has a raging case of lobbed balls.
Jim: Oh, that sucks for him.
Randall: I can't believe my girlfriend broke up with me last month! Everything sucks! I just want her back!
Leo: Now, wait. Is that you talking, or the lobbed balls?
lobbed balls by Chronic Homosexual February 1, 2014
lobbed him off
lobbed him off by Otto Bravo October 21, 2003
half lobbed
being half lobbed is a term used for having a semi hard penis or semi stiffy,this i an old english term used by sea faring men who's consumption of shellfish i.e crabs and prawns which are high in zinc can cause a state of sexual arousal leading to a half lobbed weapon of ass destruction.
i have been eating so many oysters that im walking about half lobbed,ill have to either beat it out of it or wait for it to go down.
well your not sticking it in me !
well your not sticking it in me !
half lobbed by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Knob Lobber
A member of the group, “The Knob Lobbers,” is one that lobs knobs. These knob lobbers operate as one, being a hive mind of pyros. The Knob Lobbers can be encountered within the popular game Team Fortress 2. In such an event, wacky, maybe even silly shenanigans will rapidly ensue, due to the alarming lack of brain cells among the aforementioned hive mind.
XxStu_pidFacexX: Beware of the knob lobbers, I just saw a cluster of them in the sewers…
AverageScvnt69: Great advice. I will make sure to stay alert in case I come across the Knob Lobbers as well. Thank you.
AverageScvnt69: Great advice. I will make sure to stay alert in case I come across the Knob Lobbers as well. Thank you.
Knob Lobber by SuspiciousRatty April 30, 2023