A satirical term used to connote the idea that lawyers frequently speak and write in such a way that is difficult, if not impossible, for laypeople to interpret.
by captain law October 9, 2012
Get the lawyerese mug.The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.
“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”
“Where do I sign?”
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What you send for when the shit has hit the fan.
Song by American songwriter Warren Zevon on his 1978 album "Excitable Boy."
Song by American songwriter Warren Zevon on his 1978 album "Excitable Boy."
"I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money, dad, get me out of this."
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money, dad, get me out of this."
by RuthenianCynic December 14, 2008
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Marshall: You really think that’s true?
Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!
Marshall: You really think that’s true?
Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!
by KravenXY July 27, 2009
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Justice may be blind, but the Judge ain’t; meaning: you can’t be representing yourself when the other side has a whole chisel of lawyers.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 23, 2012
Get the chisel of lawyers mug.Well its not a great idea to wait until the last minute to invite a girl out, It SCREAMS that she was your last resort. You could just use your "lawyeresqness" and say that the plans were last minute, that way she wont know she was the only one to say yes.
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