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Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.
Marshall: You really think that’s true?
Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!
by KravenXY July 27, 2009
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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the act of having proved someone wrong with impeccable logic
Sara W: I am definitely smarter than you!
Mike: oh yeah, do you even know what carbon dating is?
Sara W: um, um, uh noooo..
Mike: Therefore, I'm smarter than you, you've just been lawyered!
by DanQ December 11, 2007
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-used when you think you are right in an argument.
-defeating an argument by confusing them with clever questions
you've been lawyered!
by pjr0223 May 16, 2011
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The word your friend says when they use fancy law terms in otherwise petty arguments to showcase their knowledge of legal vocabulary to boost their already oversized ego for knowing the annals of the books you see on your grandpa's shelf.
"The majority of us want whataburger so we should go there"

"According to law blah blah blah blah blah, majority doesn't matter in this situation because blah blah blah blah blah. Boom, lawyered
by That1assholeguy January 23, 2017
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