Lawyerize 

the process of turning a simple sentence into a legalized document

My dad will lawyerize my 8th grade sentence outline because it sounded like it came out of a Dr. Seuss book

Lawyerize by onaboringnite February 22, 2011

laterize 

to delay; push back or make later

We should laterize the party to 9pm.

laterize by cooksinator September 23, 2011

lawyerese 

A satirical term used to connote the idea that lawyers frequently speak and write in such a way that is difficult, if not impossible, for laypeople to interpret.

Man, this contract is full of lawyerese.

lawyerese by captain law October 9, 2012

laterize 

(v.) to put off for later

I'm gonna laterize this assignment

laterize by airpollution March 8, 2011

Lawyering 

The act of doing or performing lawyer like tasks.

Nikki was the best at lawyering.
She went to work to do some lawyering.
All the other lawyers were impressed by her lawyering skills.

Lawyering by Rahc September 8, 2007

lawyering 

Verb.
1. Of, or relating to the act of being screwed over by an expert lawyer.

2. Being thoroughly trounced by an expert lawyer in a court of law.

3. A threat of legal action.

1. "I've just had a lawyering I'll never forget"

2. "He got a right good lawyering from his ex-wife and now he sleeps in a cardboard box!"

3. "If you do that, I'll give you a lawyering you'll never forget"

lawyering by Mikey Hopkins February 26, 2004

lowerize 

To move an object to another position lower in relation to its surroundings than before. In an image, for instance, moving one element to a lower position in the image. Or, in a piece of advertising, taking one element and moving it lower.

"That logo is too high there. Please 'lowerize' it."

lowerize by clubnobbie May 7, 2010