Lawyerey 

Adjective attributed to the behavior or speech of a lawyer.

Max told Jake " You can take your shoes off on the other side of the field. As long as I don't see you it didn't happen. " That was a very lawyerey thing to say.

Lawyerey by Wordgurll September 27, 2014

Lawyered 

To pwn someone with evidence.

Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.
Marshall: You really think that’s true?
Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!

Lawyered by KravenXY July 27, 2009

lawyerly 

Adverb -- Behaving in a manner that results in long-winded, self-aggrandizing and often esoteric explanations that communicate little or no decisive legal advice on which to act.

I asked my lawyer a simple question to which he didn't know the answer, so instead of some straightforward advice, he got all lawyerly on me.

lawyerly by Disco Bill October 5, 2016

lawyerese 

A satirical term used to connote the idea that lawyers frequently speak and write in such a way that is difficult, if not impossible, for laypeople to interpret.

Man, this contract is full of lawyerese.

lawyerese by captain law October 9, 2012

Lawyeresqness 

Kind of bending the truth, little lies that don't really cause much trouble.

Well its not a great idea to wait until the last minute to invite a girl out, It SCREAMS that she was your last resort. You could just use your "lawyeresqness" and say that the plans were last minute, that way she wont know she was the only one to say yes.

Lawyeresqness by halibradleymom August 21, 2009

Lawyered 

To win an argument so thoroughly, there is no chance of rebuttal

Oh Neil I lawyered you so hard there

Lawyered by SquirrelBoyed September 26, 2010

Lawyered-up 

To suddenly hire a malicious legal team in an effort to secure a strong victory in court.

Yo didn't Ron get charged with seven felonies a few months ago?

Yes he did. But he's rich. He got himself all lawyered-up and got out of all the charges no problem.

Lawyered-up by 456 All Day February 19, 2012