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Lawyered
Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.
Marshall: You really think that’s true?
Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!
Marshall: You really think that’s true?
Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.
Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!
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lawyerly
Adverb -- Behaving in a manner that results in long-winded, self-aggrandizing and often esoteric explanations that communicate little or no decisive legal advice on which to act.
I asked my lawyer a simple question to which he didn't know the answer, so instead of some straightforward advice, he got all lawyerly on me.
lawyerly by Disco Bill October 5, 2016
lawyerese
A satirical term used to connote the idea that lawyers frequently speak and write in such a way that is difficult, if not impossible, for laypeople to interpret.
lawyerese by captain law October 9, 2012
Lawyeresqness
Well its not a great idea to wait until the last minute to invite a girl out, It SCREAMS that she was your last resort. You could just use your "lawyeresqness" and say that the plans were last minute, that way she wont know she was the only one to say yes.
Lawyeresqness by halibradleymom August 21, 2009
Lawyered
Lawyered by SquirrelBoyed September 26, 2010
Lawyered-up
Yo didn't Ron get charged with seven felonies a few months ago?
Yes he did. But he's rich. He got himself all lawyered-up and got out of all the charges no problem.
Yes he did. But he's rich. He got himself all lawyered-up and got out of all the charges no problem.
Lawyered-up by 456 All Day February 19, 2012
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