Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They
literally suck life out of you.
Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll
never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so
bad.
Guy
2: Thats only cause shes a Hob
Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.