Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the
gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.
Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll
never experience this
act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my
ex so
bad.
Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin
Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.