knwob

penis

nice knwob bro

by anonymous July 12, 2022

knob-slob

(verb) The act of performing highly skilled fellatio in such a manner as to provide great joy to the recipient.

His girlfriend knew how to knob-slob like there was no tomorrow.

by The Empress II October 25, 2010

knobbsy

A fat sloth who lives his life lying on a couch, slowly stewing in his own filth.

Q: Where's knobbsy? A: He's in Trefeg.

by Knobbsfan April 12, 2008

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

Knob-Scratched

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)

I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.

by WS7 September 4, 2003

chrome knob

When a male ejaculates on the nipples of a female

Parker gave Ashley Chrome Knobs last night.

by Math Wizard March 21, 2014

Joff Knobie

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich

My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night

by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010