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Apple Knobby
(n.) "This apple knobby is so delicious mom!"
(v.) Craig - "How was your winter break Eric?"
Eric - "It was great! I got some apple knobby!"
Craig - "You know what they say Eric, 'Tis the season to get apple knobby."
(v.) Craig - "How was your winter break Eric?"
Eric - "It was great! I got some apple knobby!"
Craig - "You know what they say Eric, 'Tis the season to get apple knobby."
Apple Knobby by Crotcheola December 8, 2010
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slobby knobby
Hi Im becky, do u want me to give u a slobby nobby?
Bent down and give me some of that slobby knobby.
Slobby Knobby bitches!!! line up...come slob on the knob
Bent down and give me some of that slobby knobby.
Slobby Knobby bitches!!! line up...come slob on the knob
slobby knobby by wilmarie sena May 29, 2008
Shlobby the Knobby
Shlobby the Knobby by Boryz October 21, 2019
Knobby Mug
Knobby Mug by JamesPorter August 26, 2012
Knobbly Knee Fetish
A direct attraction towards a person with knobbly knees.
This attraction can be further enhanced by a persons ‘slender’ or ‘chicken legs’, generally achieved by ‘skipping leg day’
This attraction can be further enhanced by a persons ‘slender’ or ‘chicken legs’, generally achieved by ‘skipping leg day’
Wife with knobbly knee fetish - “Wow, your knobbly knees look lovely. I will have to order three drinks to cool me down”
Husband - “thanks luv, I always skip leg day to make them even better for you”
Husband - “thanks luv, I always skip leg day to make them even better for you”
Knobbly Knee Fetish by SloppyJoeBumsGoats September 3, 2019
hamhobbles in a knobbywocket
The phrase 'hamhobbles in a knobbywocket' is British, and it's mainly said in an INCREDIBLY high-pitched crappy British accent. It's usually said like the phrase 'don't get your panties in a bunch', except British-ized. It could mean anything.
a) Argh, i'm in a scuzz, cheerio mate!
Righto, don't get your hamhobbles in a knobbywocket.
b)Hey, what's up?
DON'T GET YOUR HAMHOBBLES IN A KNOBBYWOCKET.
c) I'm pregnant.
Well, hamhobble my fucking knobbywockets!
Righto, don't get your hamhobbles in a knobbywocket.
b)Hey, what's up?
DON'T GET YOUR HAMHOBBLES IN A KNOBBYWOCKET.
c) I'm pregnant.
Well, hamhobble my fucking knobbywockets!
hamhobbles in a knobbywocket by Alissa January 1, 2005
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