Knob

Knob <n>
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person

To Knob <v>
3) The act of (hard) intercourse

See also knob-head

1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob!"
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."

by Stuart Fletcher November 01, 2004

Knob

British slang for male genitalia, likely originating from the knobby nature of the end. Can be used as an insult.

'You're such a knob!'

'And then he whipped his knob out.'

by DankBonkRipper69 February 08, 2018

Knob

The name that is given to an individual that is being a complete moron, idiot or dumb-ass. Also lacking in common sense.

Bob: Man you see that Lakers game?
Derek: Yeah bro.
Bob: Man I love hockey.
Derek to Lindsey: Whaaaaatta knob.

by seizing November 14, 2009

Knob

A mans "Private Area" {A penis}

Jake: "So...How was it?"
Alyssa: "Jeremy?"
Jake: "Yeah, I saw you guys walk out the club together!"
Alyssa: "Oh....His knob was small."
Jake: "Dang..."

by I don't know.com March 09, 2018

Knob

A complete numbnut.

Ian keeps astounding us with his ability to be a knob ..

by The marone ramone , July 04, 2013

Knob

The top of a penis

Man 1: my knobs getting infected

Man 2: poor thing

by IK e August 01, 2018

Knob

1; someone who is a complete and utter pillock. Is far from a likeable character and has an IQ drowned so much in negativity that they can't possibly realise how much of a belching vagina they are. What a knob

2; a projecting part, usually round, forming the handle of a door. Symbollock of a swollen testicle. From the latin <i> swoolen testicle a knobi</i>

3;Now this one is a bit naughty kiddies. Is also a slang term commonly used to refer to the male genetalia.

Translation; "what a fucking knob" : "what a fucking male genital" (the male 'package' consitsing of a scrotum and a penis)

by Christostorous III October 05, 2006