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Knob

Knob <n>
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person

To Knob <v>
3) The act of (hard) intercourse

See also knob-head

1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob!"
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."

by Stuart Fletcher November 01, 2004

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knob

The glans, the penis head

"His penis is so short that it is only a knob"

by Willhelmina Plowes January 07, 2010

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knob

1. Slightly less harsh term for the male anatomy than pecker or dick.

2. Also can be used as a term similar to goof, tool or moron.

1. I went to the Yukon during the winter and almost froze my knob when I took a whiz outside after the party.

2.Dude, did you hear Bill locked the keys in his car again - what a knob!

by Shasta100 February 23, 2009

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Knob

The name that is given to an individual that is being a complete moron, idiot or dumb-ass. Also lacking in common sense.

Bob: Man you see that Lakers game?
Derek: Yeah bro.
Bob: Man I love hockey.
Derek to Lindsey: Whaaaaatta knob.

by seizing November 13, 2009

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british slang for penis

"I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington

by phoebster September 22, 2009

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knob

A complete moron (see tool)

Dude - you're such a fucking nob!

by Hepcat January 24, 2003

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