knobice

Knob-ice - pronounced (nob-iss)

–noun
1. A moronic failing amateur.
2. Psychology . a person who is starting out in a field they have no experience in and have a misguided belief that they can succeed.

3. And arrogant people.

"You are such a knobice!", Sally exclaimed after unfulfilling sex with her deadbeat boyfriend.

by Adelina_Pall July 7, 2010

Joff Knobie

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich

My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night

by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010

obi-wan knobie

the best jedi in all of internet history

makes jedi meme thats got obi-wan knobie thats gonna be so popular

by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021

knoticed

A word comprised of the words know and noticed. When used, it refers to Prior Knowledge, of some sort, in a SARCASTIC MANNER. (Something someone pointed out that you already knew of, and therefore you would respond with "I knoticed") Usually used in text/aim/instant messaging conversations.

Doug: Hey dood, i just took a picture of martha drunk as hell! *posts on facebook*
Jimmy: yea, i knoticed, eveyones talking about it on facebook, dumbass.

by benny gerg October 4, 2009

knobicles

It's when it is really freezing and your knob gets stuck to your balls and is very like and ice-cream
but you want go and eat now would you

"honey, you have knobicles and i don't think it will go in, lets try when its not so cold."

by Kirsty Hanvey April 1, 2008

knobiness

A person who exudes that he/she is a total knob. A knob being someone who is a cyber geek.

"We (us three) appreciate your knobiness! Is that a word???(it is now)"

by Miss Brackets June 23, 2006

Knobies

To give oral sex to a male; Slang for "giving head"
Pronounced: NOB-EE-S

That girl gave good knobies!

by snowflakee January 5, 2010