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A word comprised of the words know and noticed. When used, it refers to Prior Knowledge, of some sort, in a SARCASTIC MANNER. (Something someone pointed out that you already knew of, and therefore you would respond with "I knoticed") Usually used in text/aim/instant messaging conversations.
Doug: Hey dood, i just took a picture of martha drunk as hell! *posts on facebook*
Jimmy: yea, i knoticed, eveyones talking about it on facebook, dumbass.
knoticed by benny gerg October 4, 2009
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knowticed 

a mixture of know and noticed, you would use it when you have noticed someone doing something but they just told you right then, so now you actually know.
dude1: yeah that chick is super hot
dude2: i knowticed
knowticed by Stephie-poos November 3, 2005
The combination of knowing something and also noticing something.
You have the prior knowledge but you were also enlightened about something giving you a complete view or "knowtice"
Knowtice by AB007 August 4, 2008
Knob-ice - pronounced (nob-iss)

–noun
1. A moronic failing amateur.
2. Psychology . a person who is starting out in a field they have no experience in and have a misguided belief that they can succeed.

3. And arrogant people.
"You are such a knobice!", Sally exclaimed after unfulfilling sex with her deadbeat boyfriend.
knobice by Adelina_Pall July 7, 2010
When “knowledge” & “awareness” are combined. An act of living consciously & being present to my experiences.
“O wow, she really knowticed.”
“How can you not knowtice?“
“I’m noticing right now.”
“If you want to improve your mental health, you need to start knowticing”
Knowtice by j-ism August 8, 2020
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