Junk video that your kids have filled up your video camera memory card with. Usually you don't realize it until the crucial moment you need the space most.
Setup: You are filming the once in a lifetime event of your wife crossing the finish line of a marathon.
You: Here she comes, almost there honey, you can do it........ What the $%#@ Out of Memory.
You then view what's on the camera only to find 100 two minute kidvids of the cat sleeping on the couch mixed with jiggle camera shots of your kids making goofy faces in extreme closeup.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!