kidfid

Some one who fiddles with kiddies.

Also known as nonce, beast, or more famously paedo!

Look at that Phillip Schofield, wat a kidfid

kidfid by Keith Chegwin May 30, 2006

Kidsiderate 

A word used to describe a ride or attraction designed for small children at an amusement or theme park.

I didn't like the small roller coaster, it was too kidsiderate.

Kidsiderate by Loudly October 19, 2009

Kidvid 

Junk video that your kids have filled up your video camera memory card with. Usually you don't realize it until the crucial moment you need the space most.

Setup: You are filming the once in a lifetime event of your wife crossing the finish line of a marathon.

You: Here she comes, almost there honey, you can do it........ What the $%#@ Out of Memory.

You then view what's on the camera only to find 100 two minute kidvids of the cat sleeping on the couch mixed with jiggle camera shots of your kids making goofy faces in extreme closeup.

Kidvid by KillerGerbil November 23, 2010

kipfiddle 

a kipfiddle is a descendent of kip

Ian: LEvi, shut up man!

Levi:You're a kipfiddle, Ian!

kipfiddle by dong on white April 24, 2008

Kididiots 

When your kids are being that big of idiots there kididiots

Will you kididiots stop

Kididiots by Captainchronic1980 March 6, 2019

Kidfic 

Fanfiction that does not contain sex or any type of mature content

"Don't you think you're too young to read those things on the internet?"
"Whoa, chill mom, it's just kidfic, no harm done"

Kidfic by Whoreabouts December 1, 2011

kididis 

Type of guy or person who has a huge or massive penis. You can easily find pleasure and love with this person. They are sweet and amazing.

My pants hold a Kididis

I love that kididis

kididis by Guessmyname18 June 17, 2020