schofield

Prostitute oneself. Short for schooling in the field.

Instead of going to school to learn a trade, she decided to schofield for a buck.
"She be schooling the field man.

by dishrag October 12, 2007

schofield

A schofield is a large/hard poo that is stuck and will not come out.

The term derives from UK celeb Phillip Schofield who only came out after 27 years of marriage.

I'm stuck in the toilet with a massive schofield.

by lazpix February 10, 2020

Schofield

A Gay Man who hides in the closet ,Pretends he's straight even marries but everyone knows he's Gay (After Philip Schofield)

He's definitely a Schofield by the way he walks

by Lulu1310 February 9, 2020

Schofield

A Schofield is an exceptional creature that is found in eastern Pennsylvania. Similar to Bigfoot in stature, this fine beast can perform feats of ridiculous strength and vigor. The sole purpose of this being is to eat and grow bigger.

"Wow, Is that THE Schofield??"
"Nay nay Schofield!"

by Canuckafuck November 18, 2012

schofield

A schofield is a nasty ass ho who has a different boyfriend every week. She says she is so nice and caring but in reality she is a crazy bitch who becomes friends with someone only to try her hardest to ruin their life. She is the ultimate bitch. No one is higher than her on the bitch level. She may be mentally unstable because she is literally out of her mind.

"Look at her. She's a total schofield."

by margaret houlihan April 12, 2010

Schofield

To jump to the front of a queue

I’m too important to wait for my 99 flake, I’m going to schofield my way to the front.

by Heetee September 21, 2022

Schofield Holmes

A noetic, genius detective who likes astronomy, screenwriting; perhaps known to be rude; his attributes would match with Sherlock Holmes.

Schofield Holmes has got no friends.

by Cosmonaut Mercy February 20, 2022