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When you start talking with someone through online dating, eventually leading up to a first date where you find the person you have been talking to for weeks is actually a parent. Of 4.
"how did your date go last night

"the guy started showing me pictures of his kids"

"What?! but I thought you were child free?"

"I am, I didn't know about the kids. He didn't tell me till the date. He kidfished me"
Kidfish by Aelynn October 13, 2021
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A word similar to childish, used to define someone who acts like a kid in most cases. However it does not have to mean immature but simply acting like someone of a young age, or showing something that relates to a kid.
Examples:

My girlfriend wanted me to go to the playground with her then go back to her place and eat cookies and milk to me that just seems kiddish.

The toy aisle at walmart is very kiddish
Kiddish by Zyonryu December 5, 2009
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