A diddler of kids. A person who specifically diddlers small children, be it boy or girl. Also often known as a chester (child molester) or a chikiddler. A child kididdler. There are many levels of diddling.
Fry: oh my god look at that kididdler!
John: he's diddling that kid so hard! He's all sweaty!
Fry: he looks like he could use a moist towelette.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.