Kidfic 

Fanfiction that does not contain sex or any type of mature content

"Don't you think you're too young to read those things on the internet?"
"Whoa, chill mom, it's just kidfic, no harm done"

Kidfic by Whoreabouts December 1, 2011

Kiddicted

A person who has become obsessed with the rocker Kid Rock. These people sit on the computer all day long talking to other people with this same disease. There is alot of variety in the members, old and young, rich and poor. They also travel together to see every show they can. It is so bad at times, that they will risk getting fired from jobs just to talk to other members on the net all day. The families of these members think they're nuts.

There is drama today in kiddicted world.

Kiddicted by =)~ August 27, 2005

Kidification

The ability of children to leave behind signs of their presence wherever they go...leaving fingerprints on all surfaces, ruining the paint job on walls and cars, destroying carpeting, dropping clothes wherever (except where they belong), and having their toys strewn about everywhere.

When you ride in my car, don't leave any kidification behind!

Please remove your kidification from the livingroom and kitchen.

Parents live with kidification until the children go off to college or move out. We are a patient bunch.

Kidification by pm 360 December 30, 2010

facebook kidfacer 

The act of using your childs picture for your Facebook profile picture. Usually because you are too old or too ugly to use your own.

How does your old friend look on facebook?
I don't know, he has his kid's picture up for his avatar.
Oh man, he's a "facebook kidfacer."

facebook kidfacer by icehause August 23, 2011

kidickie 

Taking the day off work as your child is sick....can be used as an excuse for taking the day off, or can be genuine!

I couldn't face going to work today with my hangover so I took a kidickie.

kidickie by HelenAus April 24, 2011

kidfacer 

The use of your child's photo on a web-site profile page instead of your own. This mainly occurs because the individual will not use his/her own photo because they are too fat or too ugly. They say it's "cute."

"How does Jimmy look on his profile page?"
"I don't know, he's got a picture of his kid up."
"Oh, I can't stand these kidfacers."

kidfacer by icehause August 23, 2011

kidfid

Some one who fiddles with kiddies.

Also known as nonce, beast, or more famously paedo!

Look at that Phillip Schofield, wat a kidfid

kidfid by Keith Chegwin May 30, 2006