Kidvid

Junk video that your kids have filled up your video camera memory card with. Usually you don't realize it until the crucial moment you need the space most.

Setup: You are filming the once in a lifetime event of your wife crossing the finish line of a marathon.

You: Here she comes, almost there honey, you can do it........ What the $%#@ Out of Memory.

You then view what's on the camera only to find 100 two minute kidvids of the cat sleeping on the couch mixed with jiggle camera shots of your kids making goofy faces in extreme closeup.

by KillerGerbil November 23, 2010

Kidsiderate

A word used to describe a ride or attraction designed for small children at an amusement or theme park.

I didn't like the small roller coaster, it was too kidsiderate.

by Loudly October 19, 2009

kidfid

Some one who fiddles with kiddies.

Also known as nonce, beast, or more famously paedo!

Look at that Phillip Schofield, wat a kidfid

by Keith Chegwin May 30, 2006

Kididiots

When your kids are being that big of idiots there kididiots

Will you kididiots stop

by Captainchronic1980 March 6, 2019

kididis

Type of guy or person who has a huge or massive penis. You can easily find pleasure and love with this person. They are sweet and amazing.

My pants hold a Kididis

I love that kididis

by Guessmyname18 June 17, 2020

kididdler

A diddler of kids. A person who specifically diddlers small children, be it boy or girl. Also often known as a chester (child molester) or a chikiddler. A child kididdler. There are many levels of diddling.

Fry: oh my god look at that kididdler!
John: he's diddling that kid so hard! He's all sweaty!
Fry: he looks like he could use a moist towelette.

by Curfry August 16, 2009

Kididdler

A pedo or catholic priest that diddles children.

"Hey, Susie, did you hear about the kididdler that moved into apartment 5C?"

by Jane Fondmi November 19, 2022