Junk

Stuff that you keep lying around forever, and then throw away 2 days before you need it.
by Noyb May 10, 2003
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by StaceyIlene November 03, 2005
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Junk

Male Genitals ; Penis ; Soft Fleshy part when penis should be ; Man Trunk.
Check out my junk, my trunk my lovely manly bump!! CHeck it out!!!

Did u just touch my junk???
by DrewPJunk February 05, 2010
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Ted put his junk on Gary's forhead and took a picture for Wayne.
by Mark April 11, 2003
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To deceive, beguile, dupe, or trick; marked or accompanied by or resulting in misfortune
Brian proudly exclaims "awwww junk!...you just got junked!!!" upon Mark's realization that the pack of cigarettes Brian just handed to him is empty.
by Randallius April 22, 2006
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Vicodin, Percoset, Oxycontin crushed up and snorted up the nose.
"Hey, you got any junk?" "You know what we need? SOME JUNK" "That guitarist was so fucked up on junk last night it looked like his prostate was about the size of a grapefruit"
by Michael T. Grace April 30, 2005
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