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jubobican 

A Jewish-Mexican residing in Zimbabwae.
Carl is a Jubobican.
jubobican by Retem Nad August 18, 2006
n. A real job, typically the first job one gets upon leaving school. The repetition is to distinguish it from a mere job, which most college students have had a number of by the time they graduate. This is no internship, co-op or part-time barista position: this is honest to God employment. (With a dental plan.)
I'm graduating in June and I've really begun looking for a jobjob in earnest.
jobjob by The Grammar Nazi April 30, 2004
To find a job very quickly and easily.
"I jabjobbed today. I didn't expect to find a new job so fast!"
Jabjob by JordanMartin December 21, 2008
A funny word that Conan O'Brien has been trying to get into primetime shows for years in order to make him feel like he has "had some presence in television".
"It's going, it's going, it's gone - it's a JubJub!"

"... JubJub...."
JubJub by modenadude November 19, 2007

Jubobbas 

It's a bit like a poke or prod but alot more extreme and may cause death and hemoraging.
Shut up before I fucking Jubobbas you in the face.
Jubobbas by Deoofdoom December 9, 2008
noun (job-job)

1. a relatively weak insulting word used instead of knob commonly used amongst friends.
2. used as a weakly disparaging salutation.

Origin:
ca. 2002 - most likely created from words such as head job, hand job, blow job. Repeating the job to remove sexual connotations and therefore harsh insult.
Why did you fart in my face? You're such a jobjob,

or,

Hey jobjob, how's it going?
jobjob by Aeros2 May 24, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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