5 definitions by Retem Nad
Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.
Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!
She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt
She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt
by Retem Nad August 18, 2006
A man whose stories of sexual conquest are over exagerated. Having holes in the stories relating to his penis, such as a wiffleball has holes in it.
by Retem Nad January 26, 2008
A white persons afro, perfectly embodied on the white head of late "Happy Painter" Bob Ross. (See Pic)
by Retem Nad August 18, 2006
A Jewish-Mexican residing in Zimbabwae.
by Retem Nad August 18, 2006