143 definitions by The Grammar Nazi

evil

intj. Said when something you don't like happens or is mentioned.

Internet Explorer? Evil!

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

traveler

Sexual arousal achieved simply through being driven around in the passenger seat of a vehicle.

That road trip was really "exciting"; I got a traveler every other day!

by The Grammar Nazi November 26, 2003

S.O.

Abbreviation for "Significant Other". The gender-neutral way to refer to someone's boy/girlfriend.

I'm having a party at my place. Bring your S.O.!

by The Grammar Nazi November 10, 2001

spooge

1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.

she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!

by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001

second feeding

Dinner after dinner. The second round of eating following the feast on Thanksgiving Day.

We could go watch a movie and be back here right about time for the second feeding.

by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001

Seinfeldian

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."

Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.

by The Grammar Nazi July 11, 2002

sex

(n) Fun involving the exchange of bodily fluids.

"Nick has never had sex."

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001