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A guy that steal yo girl and is built different😈
Yo my girl was taken by earnest
Earnest by addison..onie November 8, 2020
He is a sweet loving dad, who helps if you need it acts all tough and cool but in side he is a sweet cuddle bear
My dad
Earnest is Awesome!
Earnest by Kay.A November 13, 2019
(adj.) from Old English: "rise to the attack", "readiness for battle" (mindset for same). Earlier associated with the will - "resolve", "eagerness", in less militarised times tending to "dignity", "solemnity", seriousness. Need not exclude humour.
John's earnest wish was to enable access to pure water for all.
earnest by Alarick September 3, 2006
Earnest is nice and kind right until you decide to back stab fr... If you decide that you wanna talk crap behind his/her back they are gonna get revenge on you without you knowing
The Earnest I know is kind but VERY strong🤪
Earnest by Eioane November 21, 2023

Earnest Blowjob

Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.

A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.
Example: "Hey Job I heard your wife is giving earnest blowjobs these days!"
Job: "Yes."
Earnest Blowjob by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017

Earnest the Clown 

To have sex in the earhole
Yea me and sarah met earnest the clown yesterday
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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