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Short for, "I'm not gonna tell you where I work."
Ken: What kind of job do u have?
Pam: A job
Ken: What do you mean by "A Job"?
Pam: Simple as this, I ain't gonna tell you where I work
Ken: *mutters* Jerk
A Job by fakename06 December 11, 2017
Words you can keep
I have 2 jobs both of which are beneath me as I am without a doubt the greatest writer in the history of humanity. I also do s lot of freelance work the I haven't been paid for.
Hym "A job wouldn't alter the fact that I've been doing other people's job FOR THEM for years and am the best job doer of whatever category this thing is in."
A Job by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

a job at mcdonalds 

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)
“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

get a job lil nigga 

A phrase commonly said in Instagram comments in reels made by kids.
kid: *posts a reel on Instagram*

big nigga: get a job lil nigga
get a job lil nigga by ThatBomberKid September 11, 2023

Fuck a job 

The term used to describe a person's belief that they dont need or want a job primarily used by Stitches (the rapper).
Dude: Stitches you need a job
Stitches: FUCK A JOB
Fuck a job by Sir pimp May 30, 2015

get a job lil nigga 

idk why this started but.. on instagram all the 12 year old white boys and some actual niggas say this to little kids on reals doing literally anything
*a normal kid doing anything*
some white boy: “get a job lil nigga💀”
get a job lil nigga by Mr.Onyxxx September 10, 2023

Finding a Job 

Sleeping all day and not finding a job.
Yo dude I've been finding a job all day grandma, I don't have the time to visit you in the hospital.
Finding a Job by Pseudonamia February 21, 2009
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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